- "A paper bag? You can't be serious..."
- —Calypso, to Needles Kane
Crazy Harold the Wacky Lunch Sack is a "character" in Twisted Metal (1995). It makes its only appearance in this game. Needles Kane enters Twisted Metal in order to retrieve Harold, whom he views as his best friend.
After winning the contest, Needles requests Harold as the prize. Calypso is confused by such a request, but follows through nonetheless.
- In the Lost Ending, Harold is not referred to by name. Only in the in-game ending is he named.